SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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