Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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