i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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