is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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