Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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