we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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