We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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