im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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