Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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