They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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