also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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