Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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