no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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