I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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