I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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