How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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