More tranny stories later!
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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