how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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