It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
one might say we're banned from that church
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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