uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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