So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
