:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
