oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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