Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
