My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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