I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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