New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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