David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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