All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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