For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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