Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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