I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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