I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i just had sex bonerless
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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