I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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