you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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