kristin has been a bad kristin
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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