hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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