This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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