their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
The feeling are messing with the penis
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Enjoy the penises
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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