ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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