PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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