I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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