I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I think my moral compass just broke
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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