This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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