Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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