how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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