Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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