had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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