I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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