Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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